This is a fun little face/slab climb with cool beta. 

  Start standing with each hand on a small crimp at around six feet. Pull off the ground and bump the right hand to another crimp about a foot higher. 

  From here, figure out a way to get to the flake above where a wonderful undercling awaits. Good footwork helps.

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Powerful, crimpy, shit for feet... sound like fun? Then give this one a try. Sit start the short overhanging face left of the tree and figure out how to get up to the good edge from the available crimps, sidepull, and heinous feet. It will lead you to jugs before a less than straightforward topout.

Sit start with a right hand pinch left hand sloper pull off the ground reach for the next sloper then get feet set up for the awkward crux of crossing your right hand through to a decent crystal crimp after you get the crimp reach your left hand up to a crack and work your feet around for the top out.  

  The descent is the same for Who Needs Feet.

Sit start at who needs feet but head left and then straight up. 

A slightly harder start to Who Needs Feet?  Sit start to the right of WNF beneath the crux mantle with a decent hand hold and a foot in the corner.  Dyno up and left to the slopey lip and finish with the mantle.  Fun but short and not as good as its neighbor.

Start as for Who Needs Feet, but instead of following the slopers up to the top out midway across the face, stay low and continue traversing right with a crux cross-through using the crystally, sloping, painful fingerlock. Top out on good holds at the corner of the boulder.

Start standing matched on a good crimp. Find your feet and pull over to a good dish like hold. Move your feet around on the face to be able to gain the good crystal crimp up above. Hold on tight and bring your feet up high. Once here work your way up to the top part of the arete and top out the problem. 

  Have fun and climb on!

Stand start with hands in the crack get your feet on and work up the crack until you can mantel the top. Have fun.

A classic slopey traverse on a boulder away from the crowds.  Sit start the left side of the face with an undercling in a crack.  Pull up to the lip, hang off those slopers and traverse your way right.  When the slopers end, mantle on up (this happens to be the crux), and top it out.  Fun and worth the walk.

Stand start with your left on a good hold and right on a sloper. Stand up to a good hold and bring your right foot high up for a smear. Stand high off the smear to reach for a good hold up and right. Finish the problem.  

  While Matt Wallace and I were trying the problem a small crimp broke off near the start leaving a way better hold.  

  If this was cleaned I think it would get a little more traffic. Very worth while and some fun weird movement for each individual climber.

Past the Swirley Boulder are a number of boulders that most people never explore.  Atop the hill, the Conditions Boulder sits peacefully with the classic Who Needs Feet?  Behind Conditions is the Font Boulder with the high slab called the Treadmill.  Beyond that, boulders line the woods and end after about five minutes of walking.  Tucked away in the woods are Skink, Skank, Skunk, a fun juggy dyno problem, and even more problems waiting to be cleaned.

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