Improbableh, but not Impossibleh

The Dong Wall

About Tree Fiddy

Kanye West is a Gay Fish!

Hippie Core Drill Machine

A Crash Pad Love Story

Accountabilibuddies

Blame Canada

Jet Ski Joy Rider

Drugs are Bad, Mkay?

A Bunch of Tree-Hugging Hippie Crap

It's a Jersey Thing

Festively Plump

Beginnings

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

Cow Days

Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch

Quantity Over Quality

Tears of Unfathomable Sadness

Climb the middle of the striated wall through crispy edges to a hard, reachy boulder on bad crimps, then finish on jugs.

Fairly dirty and chossy, most of the holds have potential to break.

Find some holds to right of the route and figure out a way to high step and get on to the ledge.  Work through a series of large pockets to a somewhat spooky hollow sounding hold that seems to be ok.  Lock off and grope the surprisingly sturdy large dong.  Finish up on good edges and buckets.

An enjoyable climb unique from the rest of the wall that breaks into three distinct sections.

Boulder through the slopey bottom section to gain the right end of the ledge. Climb through vertical, crimpy plates to another small ledge then continue up and around the arête feature to the chains.

Start on an uncannily sturdy cheater pile and reach high to a couple of crimps.  Establish yourself on the wall and make a difficult mantle to stance on a ledge.  Clip the bolt on the your left and remove your first draw to substantially reduce rope drag.  Climb past some diagonal rails and tech your way to a stance before firing into pockets which improve to jugs as you continue up.  Find the amazing handle bar grips at the top and finish it up.

Pull through a few crimps to start then follow good holds to the anchor.

Equipped by Tanner Wilson.

Start off the upper ledge with huge pockets. Follow a short flake section then immediately fire into a short, little, pissed-off boulder problem. Keep it together for the mostly-juggy ride to the chains.

This route is long, steep, and just flows well.  It requires a bit of sequential movement in the steepest section and finishes with a spicy run to just below the chains where either brute strength or some trickery will be needed.

Climb up the middle of the slab utilizing a nice side pull then swim through jugs off the ledge to a roof. Fire through your choice of good edges and pockets and continue to the chains.

Climb up decent holds to reach the steeper section and continue through jugs and pockets through a small roof then to the chains.

Start up the slab just below a protruding block. From the ledge, climb the jugs until meeting up with the left-arching flake. Follow the flake up to the short roof, punch through and continue to the chains.

Start up the vertical face to the largest part of the ledge splitting the cliff. From there, climb through a discontinuous left-facing crack/dihedral feature to steeper pockets and jugs.

Climb up a short, left-facing dihedral to gain the face. Continue through horizontals and thinning pockets to the chains.

The well featured line right of Festively Plump. Great beginner climb.

This route is an excellent pumpfest with a low crux and some long moves on steep rock.  With this one, the key is just finding the right pace to keep the pump in check.   Bring a full 60m rope and make sure to tie a knot in the end.

Fun climbing down low gives way to a boulder at the top where you earn the grade.

Climb up the slab on the far left in a very shallow dihedral to gain the ledge then continue on steeper jugs through the overhang. Surmount the crux roof on decent edges, crimps, and pockets to the chains.

A great warmup for the wall. Easy moves to a harder finish on crimps.

Climb up a dirty face to the ledge below the featured overhang. Pull on good holds through the steeper section until they lessen to smaller pockets. Apply a bit of graceful thrutch and make your way to the chains. Should clean up with more traffic.

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Routes in South Park